Exactly.

yearofthefatbastard:

So, yesterday I got called out by someone who’s in a position to call me out. Apparently, my reports of what I’ve eaten recently haven’t been adequate.

You know, when I come to think about it… she might be right. See, I know I’ve been making a world of noise about all that muesli crap I’ve been…

OH GOD!!! ♥

Yo guuurl , so damn pretty hot , wan come over? Gon get wasted, gon be so guuuuud :H

Bitch ya kno im all bout dat shiet! lets hit it yall! Get wasted and have sum nice talks bout dem man whores! Hahaha i love you *.*♥

cracked:

misskatie:

kittykittybangbang:

clambistro:brown cardigan

and i just spit my tea everywhere.

That’s exactly the kind of reaction that would make these eels so very, very happy.

Now I know what to call people who tell bad jokes. :D

cracked:

misskatie:

kittykittybangbang:

clambistro:brown cardigan

and i just spit my tea everywhere.

That’s exactly the kind of reaction that would make these eels so very, very happy.

Now I know what to call people who tell bad jokes. :D

Haora me podras acosar por tumblr aaa cada dia vaz modernisandote :B

Obviots! Cada día encuentro nuevas maneras qe te pasa :3 ♥ jajaja n.n

Nollywood, please export your movies.

Nollywood, please export your movies.

Sounds about right!

Sounds about right!

comedynerdsunited:

merlin:

  1. Remove your doors
  2. Eat half of each pet
  3. Sit on a big, thick book
  4. Something something keyring holder
  5. Paint clocks cheery pink
  6. Wear discarded food
  7. Makebelieve girlfriend chair
  8. Sleep in liquor cabinet
  9. Embrace hug love hug meow meow
  10. Small room…

Easy Peasy.

You should get a tattoo that says warning
Thats all, just a warning :)
So the potential victim
Can take a left and safe breath
And avoid you
Sober and upset in the morning.

It.. just makes sense ;d.

Yo bitch, you russian fo realzies ? 140% ?

I am. I be putin all my russian love onto this. ;)